Tell it like it is

As the job seeking piggy sets off for yet another interview it should be pointed out to anyone reading (e.g. Mrs J.S. Piggy) that there are only three things that anyone should say to a job seeker who has just received bad news.

1) They're crazy not to offer you the job. They clearly don't know what they're doing.

2) You're too good for them. You can do so much more than just that job.

3) Better to know now rather than find out later. Everything happens for a reason.

Whether its true or false, stick to these three phrases and keep everybody's spirits up. You can also, of course, tailor these expressions to your own means and even embellish a little. For example:
"They don't sound like a very good company."
"You would have outgrown that role very quickly."
"It's not what you really want to do."
"I can't understand how they wouldn't pick you. Their must be something wrong there."

I'm sure you get the drift.

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